The 21st century is a nightmare. Nothing matters anymore. Frank Sinatra has a verified twitter account despite having been dead for almost two decades
Ain’t that a kick in the head
Ring a ding ding, Baby
Tape googly eyes next to your webcam to help maintain eye contact.
NOTE: This is not an original tip. I saw it somewhere awhile ago, and can’t remember or figure out where. But still great advice!
OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS
(via officialnobles)
THEY WERE SO GIGGLY AND HAPPY THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF THIS YEAR IM SO GLAD
(via fall-out-boy)
me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something
me at 2 am:
(via special-agent-macklin)